Don't use subtlety on us, we're slow
I am a twenty-six year old woman living in London but who hails from Brummigen. I have a love of books, television, food and cocktails. I'm also partial to walks on a sunny day, mango flavoured frozen yoghurt and laser quest.
Britain is a strange place where in the summer each week 8 million of us collectively lose our shit about people baking
IT WASN’T EVEN HIS FAULT, DIANA TOOK IT OUT OF THE FREEZER ON PURPOSE. SABOTAGE.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SHE TOOK HIS FUCKING ICE CREAM OUT OF THE FREEZER. IT WAS SABOTAGE. SABOTAGE I SAY.
I apologise to...
JUSTICE FOR IAIN. PUT DIANA IN THE BIN. I DEMAND A FAIR TRIAL.
THIS IS WORSE THAN HOWARD’S CUSTARD EXCEPT I LIKED HOWARD AND DONT RLY LIKE IAIN
Well if it’s Mary’s recipe it should be 72 parts Brandy to 1 part coffee.