Don't use subtlety on us, we're slow
I am a twenty-six year old woman living in London but who hails from Brummigen. I have a love of books, television, food and cocktails. I'm also partial to walks on a sunny day, mango flavoured frozen yoghurt and laser quest.
|Baker:||I tried my best|
|Mary:||You tried your best|
|Paul:||YOUR BEST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH|
|The entire plot of Lord of the Rings:||"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."|
Yes but I didn’t. Blackbeard is my favourite pirate of all time and FUN FACT he was one of the first people EVER to record a sighting of a mermaid.
Blackbeard, Anne Bonny and The Barbarossa Brothers.
Happy talk like a pirate day to you all.
Walk the plank, shiver me timbers and all the other stuff.
Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me.